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March 6th, 2012 by Jim

DIET RED BULL? OH HELL YES!

  

SO IN APRIL THE RED BULL PEOPLE ARE RELEASING TOTAL ZERO WHICH IS AN ENERGY DRINK WITH NO CALORIES SO NOW WHEN YOU’RE DRINKING VODKA AND RED BULL OR GIN AND RED BULL OR TEQUILA AND RED BULL OR SCOTCH AND RED BULL NOT ONLY CAN YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT RAVING OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PREFER TO DO WHEN YOU’RE DRINKING MOONSHINE AND RED BULL ALL NIGHT, NOW YOU’LL HAVE THE PEACE OF MIND THAT THERE AREN’T ANY EXTRA CALORIES I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT I WISH I COULD GO TO BED BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN RESEARCHING FOR THIS ARTICLE AARRRRRHHGGGGGG…

CHEERS,

–JIM R.

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