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May 1st, 2012 by Jim

Party Like A Porn Star (No Seriously)

  

So Ron Jeremy has a rum. You see, it’s a perfect fit. Former prolific porn star, known for some reason as The Hedgehog, turns into a reality show mainstream TV star, and then, naturally, releases a brand of rum. Now, this is a great set-up for a bunch of innuendos, like serving up a stiff drink with some hard liquor, but I’m not going there.

Wait, I just did.

So, I’m not a rum drinker. I’m not NOT a rum drinker, I’m just not a rum drinker. As in, when I’m at a bar, I don’t think, “I’d like a fruity rum drink right now. I wonder if they have a rum that is named for a porn star.” So I got a bottle of this Ron de Jeremy spiced rum, and I gotta say, it’s damn tasty. See the related text:

This stuff is good, people. And the website is pretty funny. Ron knows who he is, where he came from, and he plays it well. They call it the Adult Rum. As opposed to kid rum I guess. But this stuff is the real deal. It’s 80 proof 7-year-old rum, and it will run you in the high 20s to about 30 bucks. You can make a Mai Tai with it, but that would be foolish. Put it on ice and drink it. That’s what I did. And did again. And again. And now I need another bottle.

I tried mixing it with coke, and it was delicious, although the coke overpowers it a little so you might as well stick to some of the cheap stuff. I also happened to have a bottle of Pucker Citrus Squeeze Vodka on hand (shut up, I write about liquor) and I mixed the two and whoooooo boy, I could see accidently passing out in the back yard on a hot summer day after underestimating the power of that refreshing concoction.

So, get some Ron Jeremy in your mouth. (Couldn’t help it.) It’s now available in Music City in your local liquor store. Support your retired porn stars, people. Can’t wait for the Linda Lovelace Scotch that’s coming soon!

Cheers,

Jim R.


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