June 11th, 2012 by DrinkUp

The Buffalo Theory Applied to Drinking


I am sure you already know this but Never let anyone give you a hard time about drinking.

In case you have a mother like mine who is always pestering you about your binge drinking – Have this little story ready in your arsenal…….


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Until Next Time,


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